a college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).
a good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word “tech”. for example: georgia tech, virginia tech, cal tech, rensselaer polytechnic, worcester polytechnic, m-ssachusetts inst-tute of technology.
if you haven’t been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie “real genius”.
jim: i didn’t get a single date in my whole first year of college.
dave: of course you didn’t, you went to a total nerd school!
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