nerd syndrome


a disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

symptoms: thick gl-sses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on sh-t that doesn’t matter, and having no fashion sense.
adam kirsh has mad nerd syndrome.

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