nerdalinger
a really dorky guy who usually wears thick gl-sses and pocket protectors. also is frequently seen with a ti-85 calculator to solve problems such as “how to not get laid” and other similar things.
cool guy: “we shoulda never gave those n-gg-rs money!”
nerdalinger: “let me calculate the probability that you said that statement twice before in the last 500 seconds, which comes out to be five minutes exactly, and in nanoseconds i got laid.”
Read Also:
- peevo
colloquial term for the popular video game, pro evolution soccer “hey bro…fancy a game of peevo?”
- Sminx
to smoke marijuanna. “let’s go sminx a binger!” to slightly urinate yourself teacher…. i had a sminx: aww man i sminxed: dude, did you sminx?
- Smiley Typo
similar to a typo smiley typos is when you send the wrong smiley to someone; especially during texting person 1: “i just found $20 dollars! 🙁 ” person 2: “why are you sad about that bro?” person 1: “oops sorry i just had a smiley typo.”
- Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath
when your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people. “whoa! larry’s gingivitis is gettin bad. he needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath.”
- teedle
when you stick your t-ts in someones -ss and achieve dingleberries on your niphairs woops! your -ss left me with a couple teedles. a discreet way of indicating the desire to m-st-rb-t-, often used in public places where people might be offended by the indication of m-st-rb-t–n. “man, the other night you called me when […]