Nerdbonics
all internet users who type using ebonics.
this new video card is off the shizzle.
more than just lame nerd speak (which would correctly be nerdonics). nerdbonics is used for gangster internet nerds, thereby necessitating the extra “b”. one can never self-identify as a gangster internet nerd. an individual can only gain the use of the extra “b” through repeatedly using lame internet based portmanteaus, having a google reader following of at least 15, or possibly actually taking the time to accurately define nerdbonics in urban dictionary.
in google wave conversation:
padraic: “i have so many followers on google reader. the internet is much better then the meatsp-ce. i bet you have a filthy memory hole.”
witty commentator: “nerdbonics.. holla!”
the official language of gamers who have taken the shortening of words and the use of symbols / numbers to replace letters to idiotic heights.
bl@ck_@$$@$$1n – omg u ju5t g0t pnd by a n00b!!!1
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