Stumaker theory


named for professor stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. it is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an -rg-sm based solely on how comfortably she talks about s-x.
katie talks so much about s-x. i’m sure she must have had an -rg-sm if the stumaker theory is correct.

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