a person so engulfed in his or her world of nerdy things that they don’t know whats going on in the real world.
you are so far into your nerdiverse that you don’t even know what’s popular on tv right now!?
#nerd geek geekdom weirdo nerdville
the ore dug out of d-ld- mines and processed into fake d-cks. yeah, that’s bill doe. his family money came some hitting a rich vein of phallucite in their great grandfather’s d-ld- mine. #d-ld- fake d-ck c-ck mine mining phallus
- here goes nothing
when we are certain the outcome of an/a activity/task will be a failure or when we know we are going to be unsuccessful but we still do it. when going to give a speech on feminism , for which she wasn’t prepared for, brooklyn whispered to herself: here goes nothing. ##heregoesnothing ##feminism ##failure ##exclamation
- pee dime
the dime you find between two stalls in a bathroom that you want to get but cant because its covered in pee jon: bro do you have a dime i could borrow jack: no there was one in the stalls but it was a pee dime
- donald blumpkin
when you’re getting your d-ck sucked while you take a sh-t, and you blow your load and use the j-zz to gel your combover. finish with a c-ckslap and a hearty “you’re fired!” broad 1: what’s wrong cindy? broad 2: i thought randy liked me, but i ended up donald blumpkining me.
- sparkly bowtie
when you j-zz on a girls upper chest and pour glitter on it like preschool arts and crafts. we were making hand turkeys last night but one thing led to another and i was giving her a sparkly bowtie.