nerdonym
–noun grammar (nurd-uh-nim)
1. any word whose proper pr-nunciation is unknown because the word has only been read, primarily in books. such words are often tragically mispr-nounced, and may lay dormant for years until the correct pr-nunciation is heard in conversation.
frequent usage of nerdonyms indicates excessive reading, likely of science-fiction and/or fantasy books.
common examples:
• my first recorded nerdonym is “gazebo”, which i originally thought was “gays-bo”.
• what do you mean it’s pr-nounced “grain-ing”? i thought it was “matt gro-en-ing”!
• person a: “i’m having a ‘dial-mama’.”
person b: “a what?”
a: “a ‘dial-mama’.”
b: “do you mean ‘dilemma’?”
a: i thought it was…
b: …it’s ‘dill-emma”, dude. you just had a nerdonym.
• “he’s a great oh-raider. what? i just discovered a nerdonym, didn’t i?”
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