Nerds Rope
buy a box of nerds. while your having intercourse with your partner, shove some nerds into the -sshole. give -n-l. while having -n-l, give your partner a pink sock. the nerds will be stuck on the pink sock, making it look like a tasty nerds rope for your enjoyment.
after a long day at work, stan was ready to go home and enjoy a sweet and tasty nerds rope.
a p-n-s so infected with wart-causing venereal diseases that it resembles the popular candy.
“i was going to have s-x with jack, but when he pulled his pants down– god, has he got a nerds rope!”
when a girl gets j-zzed on by a guy and then someone proceeds to pour nerds on her.
kristen was so drunk and p-ssed out that he j-zzed on her so i poured nerds on her and she looked like a nerds rope!
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