selk bag
the greatest invention known to man. forged in the deep wilderness of the chilean jungle by the nomadic selk’nam. each selk bag is composed of pure excellence. endowed with the power to maintain optimum body temperature in any situation, it is rumored that god himself wears one. as a result, wearing the snuggie has been condemned by most christians to be a sin. at only $122.27 who could p-ss up a chance to own something so wondrous? an idiot, thats who.
some idiot: when i get home i’m going to throw on my snuggie and read a book on my couch.
selk bag owner: oh yeah, well i’m going to put on my selk bag and not read because reading sucks, and my selk bag allows me to do way more stuff in it than your snuggie does. like sledding, i can sled without a sled if i’m in my selk bag. so suck on that.
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