Nerf Penis


someone who is highly ineffectual, talks a big game, but produces no results and rides on the coat tails of others.
our boss big joe should have banged nancy from accounting, g-d knows she needs a good boning, but he is either gay or has a nerf p-n-s.

the harder i work, the fatter/lazier my co-worker mark gets. he’s a real nerf p-n-s.

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