Nermasturbate


when masturbation occurs while using a foam nerf product. for example, a nerf dart, or a nerf sword. hence, nerm-st-rb-t- and/or nermasturbation.
friend: dude, is your p-n-s bleeding?
dude: nah, bro. i just nerm-st-rb-t-d and got a nerf dart tag stuck in my urethra.
friend: whoa, cool!
dude: yeah, and the nerfoop net is suck in my -n-s.
friend: whoa, bogus…

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