Nesting Turtle
an adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.
jacob: “i met this girl the other day she’s absolutely wonderful i think i want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children…..”
friend: “please stop talking about her”
jacob: “but i have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible”
friend: “jacob stop being a nesting turtle and keep it to yourself!”
Read Also:
- knuckle banging
to f-ck the sh-t out of someones knuckles i just finished knuckle banging cody and shaine so hard
- Gionna
gionna is a sweet and beautiful lady. she’ll always be the bossy type but yet extremely cute. she is beautiful and is always in love with her inner and outter self (: gionna is princess quality.
- fart shorts
fart shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. you fart in them. why are you using my fart shorts to wash your car, dan?
- balls only
when only using your ball sack during s-xual intercourse. “no d-ck!?” “no it’s fine, i like it just b-lls only.” “fair enough”
- dusty oreo
when having inter-racial intercourse the man and woman climax at the same time onto each other’s body’s yo last night me and your girl made a dusty oreo