Nestus Pigeonus


an older woman’s hairstyle that resembles the aerial home where one might find a mother pigeon feeding her young. its full expression occurs after a haircut (poofed), some spray and a quarter mile ride in an open-topped dragster, sans helmet.
lou: “check out the do on that old bat three rows down. it looks like there’s something living in there!”
cathy: “you’re right. it’s an example of a nestus pigeonus. she’d look right at home on the side of a cliff!”

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