the nerd equivalent of street cred. it is essentially a person’s trustworthiness (or ‘cred’ for ‘credibility’) as someone who knows what’s up on the internet. the fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments – such as following the right accounts on twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. – the more net cred one has. essentially: a qualitative measure of one’s experience with or knowledge of the internet as a community at large.
you got 10k followers on twitter because of your cyber news channel on youtube? boy, i guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?
need not want. when you see something you just have to have. “omg! did you see those shoes!? totally nnw”
- no going back
the point when masturbating, just before c-mming, you get to the moment which tells you you that you can’t stop w-nking to c-m. the moment that tells you -j-c-l-t–n if gonna happen, and you can’t stop it. usually 1-2 seconds before -j-c-l-t–n and orgam. stages of w-nking 1) aroused 2) w-nking 3) prec-m 4) ready […]
- nose noodle
when you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out
- olivia becker
an annoying girl who lives in the city, she has a huge town house and is a spoiled brat. hannah: do u think olivia becker is nice? darren: if nice is self obsessed yea
fire breathing dragon my mom is such an otamaya