Net Flu


an illness that can be contracted by perlongled usage, physical contact, or fornication with the internet.
frank had to be neutered to get rid of his net flu.

Read Also:

  • owninate

    the highest form of owning. not only besting someone else, but besting the world. steve mcqueen owninates.

  • riding to rohan

    a dirty, dirty form of s-x involving a man, a woman, and often animals. puppets play a key role in the activities. hey pretty lady, want to go riding to rohan?

  • rigder

    a small, pet-sized tent for your dog while camping. guy 1: you mind if i bring sparkey on our camping trip this weekend? guy 2: no, but he’s sleeping in a rigder. or player 1: r-i-g-d-e-r. rigder. player 2: dude that’s not in the scrabble dictionary.

  • Rigt

    to slice someone’s head off while simutaneously teabagging them. the warrior rigted his enemy.

  • Duncan Hills Coffee

    a song written by the band known as dethklok. it was performed at batsfjord, norway where over 300,000 fans attended to hear the single be performed live. fans signed “pain waivers” before attending this concert due to its brutality. the song was written for the duncan hills coffee corporation. according to the frontman nathan explosion, […]


Disclaimer: Net Flu definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.