Netardus
to pull of a “netardus”, you must follow all directions below.
1. you must be in a hotel
2. you must find one or two sk-nks
3. you must find an eye patch
4. you must get the sk-nks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. you then must put on the eye patch, and f-ck the sk-nks with any object that might resemble a d-ld-.
6. you must have a friend name roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. you must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes
brian- “hey sean, do you know where matt is?”
sean- “yeah man, he is upstairs h-tting on some sk-nks”
brian- “ohh sh-t! i saw an eye patch in his back pocket, i bet that man is about to pull a netardus!”
sean- “yeah, but where is roosevelt?”
brain- “he is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash asap”
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