Netfixed


the act of being enthralled by netflix’s huge selection of movies, television shows, comedy specials and/or clever rating system. the tenacity of this enthrallment is so intense that one forgets to answer calls or text messages and may see like a d bag.this is called being fixated by the netflix website or simply…being netfixed.
trent: mike…you didn’t answer my text.why you being such a d bag?
mike: well my good sir, i(stress the i as though trent could never in his life been doing something as important as what mike was doing) was netfixed.
trent:well…we’ve all been there
–both men high five and stay floating in mid air as 80’s h-t,”dont you (forget about me” by john hughes, plays in the background–

“yeah so if you call me in the next twenty minutes i wont pick up cause im gonna be netfixed”

“man: oh…i just came
girl: …sh-t, what happened?
man: i was netfixed and didn’t realize i had to pull out
girl: well…is there a movie that tells you how to deal with this?
man: of course there is…its netflix!”

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