your only two friends on the weekend
my weekend is full of netflix and food.
- lack thereof
does not exist, absent we talk about my social life or lack thereof…
- tender loving f*ck (tlf)
giving caring s-x when someone’s emotions are in a poor state of repair my husband/wife etc… has been under a lot of stress lately and after the hard day they just had, they are in need of a good tender loving f-ck (tlf) #f-ck #tender #loving #love #stress #tlc #caring #s-x #emotion #relationship
a hypocrite, an -sshole. a crybaby that makes something out of nothing. stop being such a ghazel!
usually refers to having a ginormous head. usually 10x the size of a normal human head. i’d hate to be a theressa, how could i walk without tipping over!? #big #huge #not-normal
- wind over loaf
when you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting. “wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest.”