netflix and pass
when a (wo)man invites a (wo)man over to her/his house to watch some netflix but instead of performing the planned s-xual act, the (wo)man midway decides to “p-ss” and just sleep instead.
dan: yo, last week i met this girl and she wanted me to come over to her house to watch some netflix. it was great, we had a great night of watching movies together.
mark: you just got netflix and p-ssed, fam.
netflix and chill
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