an acquired world view based solely on the doc-mentaries featured on netflix. individuals tend to have little or sub-par post-high school education. individuals tend to surround themselves with like minded individuals (see “circle jerk”) and very rarely read. they also tend to ride fixed-gear bicycles and hang in urban coffee shops and almost always vote as liberally as possible.
person a: “and then he said we would be much better off if we would stop ignoring the greatest minds of our time, like neil degr-sse tyson and bill nye”.
person b: “was he joking?”
person a: ” no, he was really serious. he must have a netflix education.”
a women with a great smile that works hard and is outgoing with a beautiful personality and enjoys hanging with friends and eating! “jernice is hanging with new people she is very outgoing.”
- turbo christian
an overzealous, ignorant religious person who, like a turbo charger, gets all spun up and blows nothing but hot air. paul is such a turbo christian he believes the earth is only 6000 years old.
- to bad he died
when n-body gives an actual f-ck about you:) kimberly: nice dog. tailon: to bad he died.. kimberly: oh..
where a person is your friend, asks you out on a date and you feel obligated to go on the date (even though you may or may not have feelings for them) i heard that marissa is datezoning jeremy. she doesn’t really like him.
- oral handshake
1. v. a formal show of appreciation aimed towards greeting ones bedroom counterpart… 2. adv. gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle… 1. always remember that by giving a oral handshake, the effect left upon him/her allows more willingness and selflessness… oral handshakes are totally a modern day […]