when you watch netflix with a girl for four hours but don’t do the chill part
adam and emma watched family guy for four hours on her bed. their heads touched, sparking a romantic atmosphere about the room. much to his dismay, adam left without making a move. thus adam had a case of”netflix no chill”.
when a friend asks to hang out but already has plans. then accuses you of not hanging out with him/her. d-mn looks like paul just got unoed….
- chicoli burrito
when you stick a chipotle burrito up someones -ss, adding the secret ecoli ingredient chipotle stopped offering. gay man asks: “anyone want to get chipolte burritos? i’ll can make it a chicoli burrito for you. (wink-wink)”
- big booty kia
an individual with an endowed name in which ends with “kia” and equipped with an above-average sized -ss. hey tyler, is that shykia over there? no, that’s big booty kia oh, you’re right! i didn’t see what she had behind her.
iply: i platonically love you. it means “i love you” in a non-s-xual way. you could say it to the person you secretly love but just don’t link them to this page ;;; bonnie: iplyyyyyyyyyyy nate: what does that mean i puppy love you. dude iply.
- milk utter ski slope cleaner
during s-x the woman gives the man a b–b job. when he is about to come he stands up. then the girl pulls his d-ck down over her t-ts one at a time there for milking him. the trails over her b–bs should look like a ski trails. the man then proceeds to lick of […]