netflixated
a condition in which the afflicted person doesn’t watch any programming that isn’t on the video-on-demand service netflix to the exclusion of all other video-on-demand services.
this could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.
alex is netflixated; if it’s not on netflix, alex won’t watch it so don’t even bother suggesting it!
unaffected person: did you see (insert the name of the show)?
netflixated person: is it on netflix?
i get so frustrated with people who are netflixated because they can’t discuss anything that isn’t on netflix!
don’t talk about (insert name of show) or you’ll spoil it for me because i’m netflixated and i’ve only seen seasons 1-4 since that’s all netflix has.
unaffected person: thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)–i loved it! how did you find it?
netflixated person: oh, no problem. i’m netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of netflix.
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