the combining of binge watching netflix and having copious amounts of mexican food delivered on date night.
can we have a netflixican night tonight?
i can netflixican all day long.
are we netflixicaning tonight?
- tin w*ng
the unholy feeling of limp d-ck. dude i f-cked that chick tracey 9 times last night, left me with the worst case of tin w-ng.
the cutest happiers lovers who kiss cuddle and snuggle all the time! they can’t get enough of each other…’just a couple of ol bubooshkas’ get those pants off you s-xy bubooshka buboosh spoon me!
- gl*ss mud table
a gl-ss mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a gl-ss table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in s-xual arousal hey babe i’ve gota go, let’s do the gl-ss mud table
- adamant stupidity
the willful or unknowing act to continue on said course of stupidity even when proof of said stupidity was provided. you know he’s been dead for five minutes why do you continue with this adamant stupidity when the end result won’t change.
- panty s*x
when you slide the center of the females under-garments to the side instead of taking them off, and sliding ur c-ck deep inside of her. rebekah was at work and only had a half hour lunch, so i gave her some “panty s-x” in the mall bathroom so she could get back on time. #panty […]