netfux
a dvd by mail subscription service for p-rnographic films.
“dude, sweet. harry tw-tter and the sorcerer’s bone arrived in the mail today. i love netf-x!”
the how much you care about what you watch on netflix.
jimmy gave 0 netf-x about the hippy doc-mentary he saw on netflix.
internet p-rn.
who needs a girlfriend when netf-x streams on every device?
the act of purchasing a movie only to find out it was available for free via netflix. the aggravation is further amplified by a) apple itunes prompting this movie as featured or b) the movie totally sucking. either of these would be grounds for a double netf-x; both a triple netf-x.
mary lou: let’s check out this movie bernie with jack black.
wolfgang: yeah
mary lou: that movie blew
wolfgang: yeah
(next day)
mary lou: wtf that piece of sh-t movie was available on netflix
wolfgang: you got netf-xed.
mary lou: (crying) plus, those b-tches at apple double netf-xed me. promoting that sh-t as a feature. they knew it. (screaming) they f-cking knew it!!
when you accidentally order a movie on netlflix, receive it, realize you got the wrong movie and without walking back from your mailbox, you instantly send it back without viewing.
netflix – lix + f-cked = netf-x
“i accidentally ordered charlie and the chocolate factory on netflix”
“dude you totally got netf-x”
“yea, tell me about it”
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