Netglow


as in brad paisley’s song “online”, when someone is “so much cooler on-line” that in person.
only under netglow is he a 6’5″ hulk with a black belt in karate. in real-life he is a 5’3″ overweight couch potato.
someone (or something) that is better online than in real life.
i’ve met him in real life. he is really below average without the netglow.

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