Netmetter


someone who is obsesively curious about what their neighbour is writing or watching next to them in a internet café or public sp-ce.

(composite word: net and ‘mettere’,italian for to put,introduce.)
“i’m so f-cking fed up with feeling guilty about having a hard-on just ’cause some w-nky netmetter’s spying my favourite p-rn site!!”

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