network date
a date based entirely off of information about you given on your social networking profile. usually a technique used by creeps to get into a girls pants.
girl #1: hey, how did your date go last night?
girl #2: oh, it was alright, except all we did were things i said i liked to do in my “about me..” & the only music we listened to in his car were bands i listed in my music section, also strangely, he told me all his favorite movies as if he were listing them off my movies section..
girl #1: oh, so basically it was a network date..
girl #2: yeah, i don’t think i’m going out with him again.
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