Neuman Paddle
a vicious device that makes even the strongest nursing student tremble in fear. this paddle is given every semester to nursing students that involves grinding, tearing, mashing, and ripping the nursing students r-ct-m. the paddle consists of many small serrated edged spikes with several larger spikes more towards the center. these spikes are poison tipped and will cause extreme inflammation and pain for several days to several weeks. in addition to these spikes, in the center of the paddle, there is a large d-ld- 18 inches long and 3 inches wide. this d-ld- spins out 90 degrees in a circular motion upon penetration when making contact with the inside of the r-ct-m. the d-ld- also has box jellyfish tentacles on the head of the d-ld- that add to insult and injury. prospecting nursing students may obtain severe psychological disturbances after receiving a neuman in nursing school.
the nursing student was -ssigned the neuman paddle and went to see a therapist and started taking medications shortly after.
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