Neurofication


the act of becoming neuro
the neurofication has begun!
the act of artificially augmenting any area of science or non-science endeavor with the mystery, validity, and n-bility of true neuroscience by simply adding the prefix neuro- to the moniker.
a bout of neurofication: i just studied neuro-linguistic programming and now i can conquer all of my neurotic tendencies, influence enemies, make tons of friends, and have a deep insight into the physiology of the brain – all in an online, 10-week course with university of phoenix. next, i am studying neural network mapping and neurodancing into the neuromarketing fmri to -ssess how much i like mattel toys and colt .45 malt liquor. afterwards, i am going to cool down with some neurobabes at the national inst-tute for neurological disorders and stroke at nih and get it on in a neurotypical fashion, exciting my bilateral inferior temporal, right insular, inferior right frontal and bilateral anterior cingulate cortices to the point of neur-rg-sm.

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