neurotypical syndrome (a.k.a. nt,also known as arrogant mob syndrome, or microsoft windows syndrome) is a life-long and serious mental disorder affecting people everywhere. symptoms include inflated ego, mob formation, readiness to follow idiots, and possibly the formation of a large goiter. persons afflicted with this disorder should be referred to as persons with neurotypical syndrome, persons with nt or persons who have nt. though it seems that most persons with nt would prefer to be referred to as neurotypicals, nts or even normals, n-body cares about their opinions.
although neurotypical syndrome is a serious, lifelong mental condition, persons with nt can live happy, long, successful lives with the help of therapy, provided that the therapist is an aspie or autistic. through many sessions, they may overcome some of their many debilitating handicaps and become more akin to an autistic. in a few cases, nts have been rumored to have reached near the level of an aspie, but said claims have not been confirmed………..this explains why autistic people have more intelligence than neurotypicals. neurotypicals are dumber and stupid. so glad.
- b*n*r shivering
that feel when a guy knows he’s about to have s-x/mansturbate and his body starts to shiver and feel cold to warm up. a: are you feeling ok? b: yeah, it’s just a bit of b-n-r shivering
- stop 'n' swop
when you and your boys are running a train on a hoe and it’s time to switch partners ay bro hit me witt that stop ‘n’ swop. you’ve had enough
- marketing major
a business student who doesn’t understand business, or that they won’t make any money in marketing. got into it because they heard it’s the easiest. will eventually switch into sales when there’s no marketing jobs at graduation. commercials seem easy to make, so i think i’ll be become a marketing major.
- c*ck sucker
a person who is a real jerk/-sshat to another human/animal/inanimate object. mainly steve. f-ck you, steve. god d-mn it, steve! did you just -ssume my gender! you absolute c-ck sucker
a device for measuring the quant-ty of weed one has dude, you should measure that mary jane you just brought with my gramometer