neuticles
canine prosthetic t-st-cl-s.
my dog has a phat -ss pair of neuticles.
an artificial t-st-cl- designed for your domestic pet following neutering. the company motto is “looking and feeling the same.”
“i feel so bad about neutering spot. i think i’ll get him a pair of large neuticles.”
“bull-buyers should be very careful when -ssessing a bull for the presence of neuticles. cough!”
www.neuticles.com
it’s a brand name for prosthetic nuts. if a man has cancer and has to get one or both of his t-st-cl-s removed, a neuticle is put in it’s place. or if a man would like his b-lls to be larger, a neuticle can be put inside the sack.
“they had to lop off one of my nuts b/c they said i had testicular cacer, but they put a neuticle in it’s place,”said bob.
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