neutral bystander
a person who chooses to not take a place in a situation, but instead sit aside and watch it all burn. is commonly the messenger between 2 opposing parties.
i guess i’m the neutral bystander.
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the overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing. i was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when i was suddenly overcome by the absentia lardum effect. i immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.
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someone who is crusty, & complete trash. wow look shes so crustatious!
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a pink v-g-n- that has been rammed many times from the back, causing it to become very wide. me and sheila banged last night, she had a pink lamborghini
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to f-ck or be f-cked by a nettle “i just got nettlef-ck!!!” “me tooooo!”