neutral kitchen footprint
the amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. especially problematical with men, children and dogs. the goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.
ryan: dude, i thought we were going longboarding now. why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
zach: my mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so i have to clean up the dishes before we go.
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