neutrogena wave
every 14 year old girl’s first vibrator.
a vibrating face washing device produced by neutrogena, in which is very easy to explain to a young girl’s mother as to why it should be purchased.
“mommy, can i get this?”
“what is it, sarah?”
“the neutrogena wave!”
“okay.”
–some time later–
-fap fap fap-
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