neutrogena wave


every 14 year old girl’s first vibrator.

a vibrating face washing device produced by neutrogena, in which is very easy to explain to a young girl’s mother as to why it should be purchased.
“mommy, can i get this?”

“what is it, sarah?”

“the neutrogena wave!”

“okay.”

–some time later–

-fap fap fap-

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