Never Mind Nirvana
a novel by mark lindquist about a man who refuses to grow up. it references many different bands, especially those from seattle and/or the grunge scene, and the book contains many s-x scenes. the name of each chapter is a reference to a song, such as “h-ll’s like teen spirit”, or “sometimes in winter”, although in my opinion, the funniest chapter t-tle in the book was “courtney love must die”.
i read never mind nirvana the other day, and now i can’t stop listening to pearl jam.
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