never show the burn card
top definition
the card that blackjack dealers (among other casino games) discard during active play. showing the card after a hand is considered poor etiquette as the card could have changed the outcome of the hand in the player’s favor. the same principle applies to a girl telling a guy, who likes her, (or vice versa) that he would’ve had a chance with her, had certain circ-mstances were in affect. making a heartbreaking outcome even more devastating.
jack: “hi, jill. would you like to go out this weekend?”
jill: “sorry, i have a boyfriend.”
jack: “oh, i didn’t know. no problem.”
jill “yea we’re talking about getting married. but you’re totally awesome. if i didn’t have a b/f, i woulda soooo gone out with you.”
jack: “sweetie, never show the burn card.”
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