never
1. a f-cking long time
2. the amount of time it will take a girl to love me
3. often an answer to my question of “will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?”
1. never say never!
2. i will never get this girl to love me.
3.
i: will you talk to this pathetic lost soul?
you: never.
i: f-ck.
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the opposite of reven
“thats never going to happen”
“pfft, never is just reven spelled backwards”
1. a way of telling someone that you don’t believe a word they’re saying.
2. short for “never do that again”
1. yea, i hooked up with that chick once. response: “never”
2. man, i just tripped down those stairs. response: “never”
1.unlikely to happen
2. rafter says “no, not ever”. same meaning as never.
see also: parachuting dogs
mox rox | no motorcycles… ever | parachuting dogs are a myth| bushman is a redneck
gonna give you up, never gonna let down.
rick astley: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
means not going to happen, ever.
louise: hey biddy, give me back my hat
biddy: never!!!
another way of saying ‘bullsh-t’
zac: you know claudia is going to take your part.
kristen: never!
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