new braunsfels
the gut wrenching nail on a chalk board tourist’s way of pr-nouncing “new braunfels”, one the greatest small towns between san antonio and austin, tx
oh i just love all the festivals in new braunsfels
it’s new braunfels, not new braunsfels, jesus f-ck
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