New Canaan Girls Swim Team


a cl-ssy team with awesome sportsmanship & loyalty. new canaan girls swim team uses their pool time to practice, work hard, & love the sport… which is what the swimming is all about… it’s not about team rivalry… but about team loyalty!
they don’t seek to be another team’s rival… they just laugh at the losers that do.
lost to the wilton high school lady warriors…and still can’t accept it…see ramburgers
“hey is the new canaan meet next week?”
“yeah…i’ll bring the buns”
“ok but they’ll probably bring their own”
cl-ssless b-tches who can handle the fact that they got beat.
sorry new canaan girls swim team…we swept the fly…
its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it’s a fact of life.
-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
–do one legged ducks swim in circles?
…thats what i thought
exuse me … cl-ssless????
ohhhh funnyy ….i believe wilton b-tches are the cl-ssless attention seeking losers who started the fight….and had your mommies buy you apr-ns and t-shirts so you could cover your ugly/hairy/fat bodies and pretend you are new canaan’s rival! and hahahahahahaah you lost to new canaan in states……also …cl-ssless is either 1. when you are kitt harding… or 2. on the wilton swim team who wore custom made shirts that said “ramburger” at the dual meet against new canaan.
wow get your definitions correct ..

beat wilton
hah…we didn’t get those shirts custom made…we made them ourselves..we also didn’t all have apr-ns..but thanks for the idea! nice job rams…you’ve succeeded in making complete fools of yourselves again…words cannot describeeee!
rivals…that means 2 teams that are equal…sorry you can’t really compare…

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