New Classical
f-ckin’ a – old cl-ssical is a boring, lame, useless waste of time. today only old people listen to this cr-p and when they are dead, cl-ssical music will be gone forever. every time a cl-ssical radio station goes off the air or a symphony orchestra goes bankrupt music gets better. this stuff can’t go away soon enough.
the old people in the nursing home couldn’t take listening to good music, so they listened to old cl-ssical music. for young people 50 cent is the new cl-ssical music.
in 500 years time. we will have forgotten about the filth that mozart and beethoven puked up and instead future generations will finally be able to appreciate good music such nelly, chingy, benzino and the almighty 50 cent (praise his name foolish mortals)
morzart was so cr-p, he didn’t even earn a lot of money. he died poor and in an unmarked grave. 50 cent is rich because he had the talent to make good music so he has made a lot of money.
old cl-ssical will be ret-tled ‘sh-t and rap will be t-tled ‘cl-ssical’ to show future generations of its greatness. it will be the term to achknowledge the greatest time in music when mtv (which is to true music lovers what jesus is to true christians) was playing phat beats every day and rap was the norm. rap is truely the only true form of music and requires the most talent. let’s see the likes of mozart try an mix a repetive, electronic beat the way eminem can.
rap will truely be recognised as a defining moment in music when cl-ssical, jazz, blues, rock and choir and other bullsh-t will be forgotten.
old cl-ssical music doesn’t even have any lyrics let alone swear words! stay far away from that sh-t and watch mtv. mtv doesn’t play sh-t like cl-ssical or jazz because mtv is god and we must obey it’s wisdom.
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