new country
a hybrid form of country music that infuses hip hop, pop, & sometimes rap into one wretched, unpleasant noise people today call country music. it’s nauseating sound can easily be identified by deep southern accents, bad auto-tune, & unnecessary loud b-ss. introduced around 2010, the key ingredients that created this poison melody are v-neck, buckle-jean-wearing bozos like florida georgia line, luke bryan, thomas rett, and jason aldean.
man: dude, i love country music.
other man: no, you like new country, where any h-m- with a guitar and a fake southern accent who knows how to auto-tune his voice and sings about beer, smoking weed, trucks, and banging chicks and calls it “country music”.
man: yeah well….. i still like it.
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