new daddy handshake


the myth surrounding having s-x with a pregnant woman, in that the man’s p-n-s will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. the possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man’s greatest turn-offs.
d-mn, daphne is literally glowing when she’s pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have s-x with her, but there’s no chance in h-ll i risk getting a new daddy handshake.

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