new denver
a tiny little attempt at a town, known for its crazy people and its liquor store formerly a town of much prosperity but now a hole in the ground due to its most infamous resedents moving from the sh-r- of its lake the “slowcan.”
new denver is also known for its close proximity to the kokanee glacier with its beer and sasquatches.
lets go to new denver and ride a sasquatch and drink some kokanee that we bought from the liquor store.
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