new england churro
when a man and a woman are very in love, they make love on a public poorly plowed road way. during that act, a man removes his c-ck from the woman, dips it in the granular road salt, then inserts his now salty, non lubed c-ck into the woman’s -ss.
i new england churroed my woman on that snow day
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