new every two


a pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.
hey man, ya boy and ol’ girl ain’t kickin’ it no more…guess he’s up for his “new every two”…

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    when you stick one side of a tube in your -ss and the other side in your partner and sh-t back and forth from -ss to -ss. i gave my b-tch a sh-t transfer cause she was biting. not to be confused with “sh-t x-fer”, this act of sensuality is where two willing parties align […]

  • shitty bridge

    the sp-ce between ones -n-s and genitalia; the pereneum tom loved it when girls tongued his sh-tty bridge.

  • Shittycack

    when people are having -n-l and the person getting it sh-ts on the other persons c-ck and they put it in a bag and keep going. melanie totally sh-ttycacked james last night!

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    phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization. they were reorganizing our department and i got the sh-tty end of the stick.

  • Shitwank waffle

    it’s when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your d-ck pesistantly. you then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. while still masturbating you will then squirt it all […]


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