Shitwank waffle


it’s when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your d-ck pesistantly. you then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. while still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.
oh my dayz, i went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn’t a ordinary waffle, it was a sh-tw-nk waffle, proper nutty bruv. not what i asked for.

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