New Hartford, NY


a small suburb located in central new york.

within the small town there are three points of interest:
1)the new hartford high school
2)the sangertown mall
3)marquee cinemas
….and thats it.

the kids at the high school are typically cl-ssified as stuck-up rich b-tches. usually the kind of kids that think their sh-t doesn’t stink and never have the b-lls to the things they preach about the hallways.
example:
-nh student #1: “i can’t believe what that kid is going around saying about me being a pothead!”

-nh student #2: “you only smoke it on the weekends!… that doesn’t make you a pothead. you should kick his -ss!”

-nh student #1: “yeah! i’m gonna kick that little f-ggot’s -ss!”

reality: the student from new hartford, ny ends up pushing the kid talking about him out of the way and gives him a dirty look. later that night he goes on facebook and posts about how he’s gonna kick the kids -ss the next day, but never does…the end.

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