New Hat


something old and tired that has been dressed up with a superficial improvement to make it look like it’s something newer and better than it is.

derives from “the simpsons” episode in which a new women’s role model doll designed by lisa simpson was ignored by a throng of girl shoppers in favor of a malibu stacy doll featuring “new hat!”
the iphone 5s is nothing but the iphone 5 with a new hat.

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