New Hebron


a small off-the-map slice of heaven located in southern mississippi. if you’ve never been there, then you don’t know where it is. new hebron is know for its all-american persona and it’s sinfully attractive residents. many people believe there is a chemical agent in the water which produces beauty, grace, and the natural ability to get anything you want.
have you seen the new girl, ashley? she is freakin hot. i can tell she is a new hebron girl.

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